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Did you know they made a sequel to the reboot of Clash of the Titans? I didn’t. Well, I tell you what, we’ll do that tonight! Originally I had though I should try and find some Mortal Kombat-adjacent movie to get people hyped for the release of the new one next week, but instead I found a movie about part gods fighting big ole monsters. Close enough right? Harness you Pegasus and polish your armor, tonight I’m watching Wrath of the Titans.
Read MoreJust when you thought it was safe to exist, I pull a fast one on you and find another movie about giant monkeys. Sure, the new Godzilla movie is out - but I can’t do that one, because it’s way too soon to be putting it out there in any sort of detail other than “I like it” - but that’s okay, I found another movie that I thought I did that I hadn’t done that also involves a giant lizard and a giant monkey doing battle for at least a little while. Grab you cups for the Dwayne Johnson drinking game, tonight the city suffers a Rampage.
Read MoreLet me tell you what, this title is a mouthful. Like, holy cow man, the title’s as long as ‘zilla is tall. Makes for some crazy nice box art though! Anyways, we are continuing our Millennium arc today, and of course we have to up the ante by making Godzilla have not one contender but three! Grab your popcorn and get ready for a ride, tonight we check out Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack.
Read MoreIt’s time once again. In what now seems like forever ago, I hit my favorite arc of the classic suit monster series - but I also had the last two to another one of the series and it just doesn’t seem right to leave the rest of that set hanging. Yeah, you could say that I’m filling the time between now and the at the time of writing this upcoming “so many questions after the trailer” Godzilla versus Kong movie - but I do quite enjoy this franchise regardless. Hide your pet lizards so they don’t get ideas, tonight’s we step into the millennium series with Godzilla 2000.
Read MoreIn today’s episode of how have I not already done that, we visit yet another movie I’ve watched numerous times and somehow not put a deal up on this site for. It’s the comedy that ends up being almost more enjoyable then the thing it spoofs - or more enjoyable, depending on how much you like Star Trek. A star studded cast awaits you in space, where aliens roam- tonight we go on a Galaxy Quest.
Read MoreGuess what dropped on digital finally? I loved the game (especially World), and had some pretty specific expectations when they said a movie was getting made by Paul W. S. Anderson. Look, he’s made some good stuff before - heck, the original Mortal Kombat movie is still one of the best game adaptations around - but lately his stuff has been kind of…well, it’s not great. The trailer does show monsters that look like I recall, and have at least some costumes that look ripped out of the game though, so if nothing else it should be visually pleasing as long as Anderson can keep that ADD in check. Farm that wyvern gem and pet your palico, tonight we watch Monster Hunter.
Read MoreThere’s a couple of movies I’m interested in coming out relatively soon, but none of them in time for this weeks entry. Given it’s so close to my birthday, I thought I’d treat myself - I won’t lie to you, I’ve already watched this movie before. I’m a fan of the franchise, even if the franchise largely refuses to give me that future that I wanted to see on screen. It’s had its ups, it’s had its downs, and it’s overly concerned about judgement. Tonight, we jump back into Terminator: Dark Fate.
Read MoreI’ve found an interesting looking movie for this week. At one point I was watching a show on Netflix that was essentially a fancy Taiwanese puppet show, and the trailer for this reminded me a lot of that. Of course, there’s some complications that arise when something is designed to be a puppet show, and I’ve got those limitations and complexities in mind before going into the movie. What I didn’t realize is that I’m not starting at the beginning - there was a short film that came before this. Well, buckle in and check your strings, tonight we look at Yamasong: March of the Hollows.
Read MoreIt’s here, the last day and review of 2020. I even managed to find the perfect movie to fit it. As you probably are aware, ‘tis been a pretty rough year for plenty of people - I’m not really one of them. My immune system literally laughs at the great COVID despite it being rather lethal to others, I’ve been working remotely and enjoying the extra time in my own home and saving on that gas money involved in travel - and the fact people are worried enough to not be all about being in your personal space is a godsend to someone who doesn’t like people getting close to them. Still, talk to a lot of extroverted people who had careers or enjoyment out of socializing and hitting the gyms and it might as well be the end of the world for most the year. Wait, did you say end of the world? Why yes, I think it is time for 2012.
Read MoreI was going to rent a movie about water that makes people explode today, but then I went outdoors and it was cold. Since I was now cold, because outdoors had made it so, I thought to myself “I should do a cold movie tonight,” and so I did. Mind you, the aversion to watching holiday movies still flickers about, so it won’t be a seasonal cold movie - just a movie with a lot of cold. What’s colder than a mountain? Put on your dumb pants and turn up the heater, we’re about to see a real Cliffhanger.
Read MoreFantasy is cool. Science Fiction is cool. Fantasy science fiction blended is cool. You don’t have to look far to realize this - look at Star Wars, with it’s space wizard samurais, or Thor with it’s high-tec Norse pantheon. Well, there was another like it way back when - one that perhaps might not be as remembered. One that came from toys, with a villain who was very blue - and a penchant for two-part naming that was pretty dumb, but what do we expect from a toy line? Tonight, we join He-Man and Skeletor and find the Masters of the Universe.
Read MoreThere was a time when underwater movies were the rage. There was around four of them that I normally remember that all came out in the same relative window, and all have their own little charm in one way or another - and all have at least one actor with which I can recognize. It’s also funny, given that nowadays a lot of people would probably look at them as derivative of other movies - like “It’s Alien underwater” or “The Thing” underwater. Those people might not be entirely wrong -let’s face it, if someone had a good idea, it’s inevitable to influence others whether they intentionally are re-using the idea or it’s just a subconscious play. Well, get on you deep diving suits and prepare for the briney deep - tonight we look at Leviathan.
Read MoreI say it all the time - I love stop animation. We are also out of October now, so I can probably lay off the spooky stuff some as well - as not everyone has the tolerance for it as I do. So, combining these two thoughts I managed across something I could stream (and not have to set up my bluray player again) to make my life a little easier while I get over whatever Klendathu-sector bug I’ve been given from the flu shot (of which I also apologize for any noticeable quality drop in the audio read for this one). Strap on you very model pantaloons, tonight we check out The Pirates!
Read MoreYou probably thought I was going to skip kid-friendly movies this entire month, didn’t you? Well, surprise! I may not be a connoisseur of Hanna Barbera, but honestly I can sit down and watch some Scooby-Doo. So gather the kids and keep an eye on your sandwich, tonight we check out Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island.
Read MoreI alluded to it last week, time to pay it forward - this week we do the newer 2010 edition of Clash of the Titans.Is it better? Is it worse? Everyone’s always talking crap about remakes, and now plenty of years have passed since it’s release - and the original is just a week ago fresh in our minds. Primed those Greek mythos, it’s time to visit the 2010 remake of Clash of the Titans.
Read MoreTonight we dive into the past for a little bit of Greek fun. It’s an oldie that got remade for the more modern crowd a while back - but hey, we don’t want the new one before we’ve done the old one do we? Well, put on your togas because we are going for an adventure as we check out Clash of the Titans.
Read MoreI honestly had no intent on doing a review on this. Really, I even commented on how it’s something I could have done last time - but the fact that I don’t monetize this hobby of mine at all makes it silly at best to capitalize on what’s new at the time - and in my opinion “new” is best relegated to the quick section, where it’s to-the-point what I liked and as far away as possible from spoilers as you can get without a three word “go see it” or “stay way away.” Yes, over time I’ve developed a knack for not getting too into spoilers with the plot synopsis and other comments in these full reviews, but the point stands that I hadn’t intended to do this - and then I saw it, and then I saw the general reaction to it from people I watch online and headlines - and I noticed something. In fact, I noticed something so much that I had to flop on my decision to not do this movie, because quite frankly it’s a rare occasion where I think I know what’s going on. Tonight, we talk about Mulan.
Read MoreAll song related snake jokes aside, here’s a blast from the past for you! It’s not really that old, but it’s certainly been a while since I last saw it. Yes, I could cash in on the new Bill and Ted by doing one of those, or the old Mulan or any of the other sorts of things - but what do I look like, a snake in the grass? Nah, I’m much to round to blend in with the grass - much like tonight’s critter is much to big to blend in with most places that aren’t a jungle-crowded river. Tonight, we get a look at Anaconda.
Read MoreThis movie came out a while ago, and I remember going “that could be fun.” I then saw it again numerous times over my Netflix sub and went “hey, isn’t that movie that I thought I should check out sometime?” and didn’t watch it. Then, during a casual conversation the other night it comes up again, and at this point I’m like alright universe, we’ll get around to watching it! Get ready for some whimsical fantasy, tonight we trip to fairy tale land and check out just how shining this Stardust is.
Read MoreDid you know I haven’t done this one yet? Yeah, I know, I’m perplexed too. I could have sworn that I did it already, down to pictures chosen and everything. You could practically smell the review - and yet, in all of my different record-keeping spots show I never did it. Must be a glitch in the matrix, but we can remedy that right now. Learn the internal struggles of being a locked up girl in a world gone wrong, tonight we see the Sucker Punch.
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