Ever wonder what would happen if you replaced a slasher villain with a small unassuming animal that nobody ever would have thought a killer? Well, someone did. Not only did someone think that, they actually made a movie around it - and they had quite a sense of humor about it. Some might expect a pretty slow burn out of this one, but the most worrying thing to anyone normally interested in the kind of movie this pitches is the PG-13 rating. Tonight, we move slow because slow is smooth and smooth is fast, tonight we visit Slotherhouse.