All Cheerleaders Die (2013)
You can't kill their spirit
- Not what I expected.
- Glowy stones!
- Possibly the most hateable jock in a movie to date.
- Kinda-zombies, kinda not.
- Better acting than anticipated.
- Haha, tiny penis joke.
- The cat thing went totally over my head until late in the movie. Congrats movie, you pulled one over on me.
- Not what I expected (I got over it).
- First part is certainly less exciting than the second.
- Foreseeable issues that needn't be there but were anyways (aka plot).
- Naming a mascot for a school a dog just so you can overuse the word "bitches".
- Haha, tiny penis joke.
Opinion
I wouldn't say to go out and see it, but my money is down on it being more watchable than some other cheerleader movies. Start simple, gets weird, gets twisted, gets itself worked up for a sequel I don't anticipate happening. I mean, I'd probably watch it if it came out, but I feel that might be a decent if. Didn't let me down, managed to totally throw something above my head without me realizing it until later - can't say a lot of movies do that, not that I'm some kinda smart guy or something.