What happens when you find people with as many facial expressions as Kristen Stewart and face them off against a creature that happens to be ancient alien DNA spliced with spiders in space by russian scientists after they descend back into earth aboard the broken-off disposal unit? Spiders 3D. Why three d? I don't know, but thats what the title real calls it even though nowhere else is it ever mentioned..
No arachnophobics were harmed in the watching of this movie, only the pride of anyone who made the flick.