Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)

Paranormal activity? More like para-BORE-mal stupidity.

Seriously, listen along as we suffer "life scarring" events captured on VHS from the worst parents to ever exist in a movie as a supposed "imaginary" dead "person" tries to convince a little girl to marry it. Scary? Yeah, I'd say pedophilia is scary. Just like the thought people payed to see this in theaters (4 times! Why you do this world?)