Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin (2021)

Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin (2021)

Crappy ghosts are back in town, and a group if idiots decides to sit through it all. The franchise that refuses to die, possibly out of spite has a new entry - this one a straight-to-stream entry. Will it be better? Will it be worse? Will it take less than half an hour at the front end for the host made of toast to figure out how to stream a darn video to his friends? Given the terrors of boredom this franchise has wrecked upon the lad thus far, he’s decided to bring a crew of not one, but two others to aid him in entertainment! Only the audio file will tell!

Paranomal Activity: The Ghost Dimension (2015)

Paranormal Activity 5

The terror returns - another hour and a half of sitting through one of these movies! This time, we visit another dimension in virtual reality via BigscreenVR. I don’t even think the third dimension will save this franchise from not being great - then I find an extra kick in the pants at the end credits. Hey, they had new tech, and at least this time so do I - with a guest!